Thread: mummy sleep training

This has been going round FB and made me chuckle



A message between babies

Dear Fellow Babies,

OK, here's my situation. My Mummy has had me for almost 3 months. The first few weeks were great--I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, around the clock. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep through the night). At first, I thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse. I've talked to other babies, and it seems like its pretty common after Mummy's have had us for around 5-6 months. Here's the thing: these Mummy's don't really need to sleep. It's just a habit. Many of them have had some 30 years to sleep--they just don't need it anymore. So I am implementing a plan. I call it the Crybaby Shuffle.

It goes like this:

Night 1--cry every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, it's hard. It's hard to see your Mummy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding yourself, it's for her own good.

Night 2--cry every 2 hours until you get fed.

Night 3--every hour.

Most Mummy's will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights. Some Mummy's are more alert and may resist the change longer. These Mummy's may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Don't give in. I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!! If you let her STTN (sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night. I KNOW IT'S HARD! But she really does not need the sleep; she is just resisting the change.. If you have an especially alert Mummy, you can stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back to bed and start to fall asleep. Then cry again. It WILL eventually work. My Mummy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she can do it.

The other night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick to it and just go for it. BE CONSISTENT! I cried for any reason I could come up with:

My sleep sack tickled my foot.

I felt a wrinkle under the sheet.

My mobile made a shadow on the wall.

I burped, and it tasted like rice cereal. I hadn't eaten rice cereal since breakfast, what's up with that?

The dog said "ruff". I should know. My Mummy reminds me of this about 20 times a day. LOL.

Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on the monitor in the other room.

Too hot, too cold, just right--doesn't matter! Keep crying!!

I had drooled so much my sheets were damp and I didn’t like it touching me.

I decided I was sick of all the pink in my room so I cried.

It took awhile, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between feedings in order to reset your Mummy's internal clocks. Sometimes my Mummy will call for reinforcements by sending in Daddy. Don’t worry Daddy's are not set up for not needing sleep the way Mummy's are. They can only handle a few pats and shhing before they declare defeat and send in the Mummy.

Also, be weary of the sleep sheep with rain noises. I like to give Mummy false hope that listening to the rain puts me to sleep. Sometimes I pretend to close my yes and be asleep and then wait until I know Mummy is settling back to sleep to spring a surprise cry attack. If she doesn’t get to me fast enough I follow up with my fake cough and gag noise that always has her running to the cot. At some point I am positive she will start to realize that she really doesn’t really need sleep.

P.S. Don't let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on

them, no milk will come out.

Jasper's read this, I swear he has. 10 months old and decided that he won't sleep after his initial bed time sleep (post next feed, really) and it is Hard.
But this is still funny

Originally Posted by Nappy Happy

Jasper's read this, I swear he has. 10 months old and decided that he won't sleep after his initial bed time sleep (post next feed, really) and it is Hard.
But this is still funny

Elise is exactly the same. 7.30 -10.30 totally fine but after that she wakes constantly!

Sounds like Alfie too. Though some nights we don't get that solid chunk. I'm looking forward to the teenage years, when all he'll do is sleep!!

That was Alyssa to a T!

Originally Posted by phdmum

I'm looking forward to the teenage years, when all he'll do is sleep!!

Ahh me too!

Originally Posted by Kirsten

Ahh me too!

Sorry to shatter your illusions but Jacob will not go to sleep before 11pm (despite being sent to bed much earlier than this) and then always struggles to get up in the mornings when you need him to be getting ready for school - he's been late 4 times this term alone!

And then, when you want to engage in family activities of the weekend, forget it!