Thread: embarrassing moments at the hands of our kids!

Hunter randomly talks about how lachlan(wachwan) "came out of mummy's gina" but i figure people arent listening close enough if he says it in public to understand.

He also speaks loud and frank in restrooms! Most embarrassing was the other day. I needed a wee so I took Hunter and his potty to have him try. OH stayed with Lachlan. We went into the ladies as the disabled was occupied and the baby change doesnt have a toilet. So I sat down on the toilet and he sat on his potty (he wont use toilets so we carry the potty everywhere!) and he started narrating. Mummy got the bum (my lady parts!). Mummy needs to pee? Etc. Then the restroom started filling with people and i had to poo! He realised i was pooing and announced "mummy? You pooping?" and was looking under the doors at everyone so he was drawing attention! There was a que when i came out. Luckily i am not easily embarassed or i would have died!

James doesn't talk a lot yet so the embarrassing moments are usually his actions. The time he pressed the emergency stop button on the Tesco escalator and left an old lady abandoned in the middle of it was rather mortifying. We were at the top and I had to go and tell staff so they could get her off it. Why are these buttons always placed at toddler eye level??

I know! But, the world being more wheel chair friendly makes it much less toddler appropriate! Hunter has pulled the emergency cord in disable toilets a few times. Luckily we press the reset in time. Except the time scott nearly got caught with his pants down! Good news is they are quick to respond!

Ruby once asked to get in a womans wheelchair. And last week she pointed to a lady in a motorised wheelchair and said 'wow, it's going on its own! I wish I was in one of those!'

Ava pulled the alarm once in the airport but now she still remembers and talks about the loud noise it makes if she pulls it.

Ava once called a wheelchair a buggy...

" look mummy that lady looks like nanny and she's in a big baby buggy! "


Criiiinge!!

Dexter quite often asks me if I need a tampon if he comes to the toilet with me.

On holiday, I took him to the toilet for a poo, and (tmi) the first half was solid enough but the second was a bit soft, so it came out in a line then a bit of a puddle. He looks down the toilet, amazed, and says 'My poo looks like a 9!' Really loud. My sister was a few cubicles down and I just heard her burst out laughing, it was hilarious. He then had to tell everyone all day he'd done a 9 shaped poo

I was sat on the bus with Elsie and a rather fat man got on the bus she screamed 'argh scary man...... He's going to eat me'

When we were on holiday in Turkey, there was a very obese black man sitting by the side of the swimming pool and Aiden sat watching him for a while with a bewildered look on this face and then started singing this really loud....(not sure if anyone watches Facejacker?)